1 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:07,175 Come on, Malcolm. It's gonna be a blast. 2 00:00:07,308 --> 00:00:09,210 It's fine, Marty. I am happy 3 00:00:09,310 --> 00:00:12,280 to be kicking off our bachelor party at a theme park. 4 00:00:12,380 --> 00:00:15,249 Wh... Ah, ah. It is not a theme park. 5 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:18,018 The Camelot Experience is a theme restaurant. 6 00:00:18,119 --> 00:00:21,689 Set in the glory days of the reign of King Arthur, 7 00:00:21,822 --> 00:00:25,993 where gallantry and magic were the order of the day. 8 00:00:26,094 --> 00:00:30,064 You know, I thought I was gonna regret not being able to go. 9 00:00:30,164 --> 00:00:32,500 Daddy, look, look, listen, okay? 10 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:35,369 This is perfect for a bachelor party. 11 00:00:35,469 --> 00:00:37,571 The ale wenches? 12 00:00:37,705 --> 00:00:39,107 Their bosoms 13 00:00:39,207 --> 00:00:42,343 are practically bursting out of their bodices. 14 00:00:45,579 --> 00:00:48,216 Wow, Marty. You mean I get to see the top of boobs? 15 00:00:48,316 --> 00:00:52,019 You know, if you went to the Jiggle Hut on Slauson, 16 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:53,560 you get to see the whole thing. 17 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:56,890 Plus, have some of those lemon pepper wings, and, boy... 18 00:00:56,990 --> 00:00:58,559 I know you're not 19 00:00:58,692 --> 00:01:00,928 talking about the Jiggle Hut to my babies. 20 00:01:01,028 --> 00:01:02,730 Marty brought it up. 21 00:01:02,731 --> 00:01:04,264 - I just... - Well, no, Malcolm's been there. 22 00:01:04,265 --> 00:01:06,075 What? I never been to the Jiggle Hut. 23 00:01:06,367 --> 00:01:09,769 I can't believe you're dogsitting for Mercedes. 24 00:01:09,770 --> 00:01:12,005 This is your life now. 25 00:01:12,973 --> 00:01:16,008 - Hey, everyone. - Hey. - Hi, girl. 26 00:01:16,009 --> 00:01:17,445 - Hi, baby. - Hey, baby. 27 00:01:17,446 --> 00:01:19,412 Uh, thank you guys so much for dogsitting Coco. 28 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:22,183 - Oh, no, our pleasure. We're happy to. - She loves it. Yeah. 29 00:01:22,250 --> 00:01:24,084 - Where is Coco? - Oh, right here. 30 00:01:24,218 --> 00:01:26,254 Oh. 31 00:01:26,354 --> 00:01:29,190 That's it? That's the whole dog? 32 00:01:29,290 --> 00:01:30,958 Aw. 33 00:01:31,058 --> 00:01:32,726 - She's adorable. - Aw. 34 00:01:32,826 --> 00:01:36,029 That's not a dog, that's a hamster that made a wish. 35 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:38,466 Hey, everybody. 36 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:41,034 - Dave, say hi to Coco. - Oh, hey, Coco. 37 00:01:41,135 --> 00:01:44,472 Yeha, my folks are dogsitting while we go on our bachelor 38 00:01:44,473 --> 00:01:45,772 and bachelorette parties. 39 00:01:45,773 --> 00:01:48,376 Ooh, uh, speaking of, bad news. 40 00:01:48,377 --> 00:01:50,543 I'm not gonna be able to make your bachelor party. 41 00:01:50,544 --> 00:01:52,646 Uh, Dave you weren't invited. 42 00:01:53,581 --> 00:01:56,517 If you remember Marty's last bachelor party, 43 00:01:56,617 --> 00:02:00,288 you had two Jell-O shots and turned into Dave the Douche. 44 00:02:00,388 --> 00:02:02,790 - It wasn't that bad. - No. 45 00:02:02,791 --> 00:02:04,991 - You were the absolute worst. - It was a nightmare. I can't believe you did that to me. 46 00:02:04,992 --> 00:02:08,295 Okay, well, I have to be on call for my telehealth gig anyway, 47 00:02:08,296 --> 00:02:11,665 so I'm not gonna be able to make it. Don't beg me. 48 00:02:11,666 --> 00:02:14,267 - Yeah, you got it. I wouldn't even dream of doing it. - Okay. Bye, Dave. 49 00:02:14,268 --> 00:02:15,369 Yeah, not at all. 50 00:02:15,370 --> 00:02:16,936 - I remember what he did. - So, Marty, 51 00:02:16,937 --> 00:02:18,671 you got a medieval cape picked out 52 00:02:18,672 --> 00:02:20,507 for your night at Camelot? 53 00:02:21,942 --> 00:02:24,978 Well, I know you are making fun of me, but 54 00:02:25,078 --> 00:02:27,281 yes. Yes, I do. 55 00:02:27,381 --> 00:02:30,484 I'm glad you guys are having a nice, clean bachelor party. 56 00:02:30,618 --> 00:02:32,152 I bet you are. 57 00:02:32,253 --> 00:02:34,153 You know Garnett, her ex-husband? 58 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:36,990 His bachelor party? Whoa-ho! 59 00:02:37,124 --> 00:02:38,192 Yep. 60 00:02:38,292 --> 00:02:41,362 Oh, they had to blur out everything. 61 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:46,300 So, all this stuff is for one little dog? 62 00:02:46,301 --> 00:02:48,735 Yeah, and if she doesn't sleep on her memory foam mattress, 63 00:02:48,736 --> 00:02:50,170 she wakes up cranky. 64 00:02:51,339 --> 00:02:53,629 That's what happens when you buy a pure breed. 65 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:56,677 Well, in my day, you didn't buy a dog. 66 00:02:56,777 --> 00:02:58,346 - Oh, boy. - You got a dog. 67 00:02:59,547 --> 00:03:00,847 Like Bingo. 68 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:02,849 He was chasing me home from school one day. 69 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:05,184 He was trying to bite me, and-and I was running, 70 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:06,719 and I got caught in a corner. 71 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:08,455 And then he was looking at me, I was looking at him 72 00:03:08,456 --> 00:03:11,325 and I had a little piece of Slim Jim. I threw it at him. 73 00:03:12,726 --> 00:03:13,894 And he ate it. 74 00:03:13,994 --> 00:03:15,929 Boom, I had a dog. 75 00:03:15,930 --> 00:03:20,132 ? Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood ? 76 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:21,535 ? Welcome to the hood. ? 77 00:03:27,475 --> 00:03:29,243 Oh, hell no. 78 00:03:29,244 --> 00:03:32,912 How many times I got to tell you? You could sleep 79 00:03:32,913 --> 00:03:35,115 in your orthopedic bed, your basket, 80 00:03:35,116 --> 00:03:36,616 or your little Malibu dream house, 81 00:03:36,617 --> 00:03:39,152 but the chair is mine. 82 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:41,955 Shoo. Go on now. 83 00:03:43,257 --> 00:03:45,607 What part of "go on now" don't you understand? 84 00:03:46,794 --> 00:03:48,896 Calvin, she's probably exhausted. 85 00:03:48,996 --> 00:03:51,965 I had to flush out her ears with anti-fungal foam. 86 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:54,767 She fought me tooth and nail, and trust me, 87 00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:57,169 that little dog is a lot stronger than she looks. 88 00:03:57,170 --> 00:03:59,307 Dog? That's not a dog. 89 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:01,475 Bingo was a dog. 90 00:04:03,311 --> 00:04:06,280 This one time, a raccoon tried to drag 91 00:04:06,281 --> 00:04:08,481 my little brother into the woods, right? 92 00:04:08,482 --> 00:04:11,018 A-And Bingo, Bingo said, 93 00:04:11,118 --> 00:04:13,987 "Not on my watch. Not on my watch." 94 00:04:15,789 --> 00:04:17,124 He said that, did he? 95 00:04:17,224 --> 00:04:19,327 Yeah. A-And then 96 00:04:19,460 --> 00:04:20,960 he chased that raccoon 97 00:04:20,961 --> 00:04:23,162 up a hundred-foot pine tree, 98 00:04:23,163 --> 00:04:25,065 all the way to the top. 99 00:04:26,467 --> 00:04:29,102 There's no way he did that. 100 00:04:29,202 --> 00:04:31,872 Look, the point is... 101 00:04:31,972 --> 00:04:36,276 - is that that dog saved Curtis' life. - Okay. 102 00:04:36,377 --> 00:04:39,813 This dog- well, she wears a puffer vest 103 00:04:39,913 --> 00:04:42,416 so she don't get cold. 104 00:04:43,189 --> 00:04:46,419 What'd I tell you about my chair, huh? 105 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:48,322 What'd I say about my chair? 106 00:04:48,422 --> 00:04:51,859 You are going to go here, okay? 107 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:55,062 Yeah, that's where you belong. 108 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:59,800 Oh. Okay. 109 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:02,168 Okay. All right, so this what you do- 110 00:05:02,169 --> 00:05:04,171 you just sit in people laps? 111 00:05:04,271 --> 00:05:06,740 I don't think so. 112 00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:10,243 The mailman? 113 00:05:14,882 --> 00:05:16,550 Okay. 114 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:19,185 Okay, barking at the mailman. 115 00:05:19,186 --> 00:05:23,557 I like that. That's big dog energy right there. 116 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:27,495 All right, I think we all good for tomorrow. 117 00:05:27,496 --> 00:05:29,529 I mean, the Sprinter van'll be here at 6:00, 118 00:05:29,530 --> 00:05:31,865 dinner's at 6:30, 119 00:05:31,965 --> 00:05:34,067 go-kart track's at 9:00. 120 00:05:34,868 --> 00:05:37,218 The only thing left to do is hire the strippers. 121 00:05:38,138 --> 00:05:40,374 - What strippers? - The ones you asked for. 122 00:05:40,474 --> 00:05:42,209 No. We didn't ask for strippers. 123 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:45,178 In fact, we explicitly said no strippers. 124 00:05:45,278 --> 00:05:47,747 Well, somebody asked for them. 125 00:05:47,748 --> 00:05:49,216 Was it you, Trey? 126 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:52,285 It was somebody. 127 00:05:52,386 --> 00:05:54,622 Look, regardless, it's better 128 00:05:54,722 --> 00:05:56,532 to have strippers and not need them 129 00:05:56,590 --> 00:05:58,892 than to need strippers and not have them. 130 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:02,095 - No strippers. - No strippers. 131 00:06:02,114 --> 00:06:04,163 Got it. 132 00:06:04,164 --> 00:06:05,999 Strippers TBD. 133 00:06:06,099 --> 00:06:09,402 Anyway, I am so psyched for this party. 134 00:06:09,403 --> 00:06:11,538 This is gonna be way better than my last bachelor party. 135 00:06:11,539 --> 00:06:13,409 Are you kidding? That party was dope. 136 00:06:13,541 --> 00:06:16,075 We had steaks, cigars, a party bus. 137 00:06:16,076 --> 00:06:18,946 Man, that's how you send your man off to get married. 138 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:21,914 Except I called off the wedding at the end of the night. 139 00:06:21,915 --> 00:06:23,751 Oh, well, for you, it was horrible. 140 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:25,486 For me, top five. 141 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:30,045 This time is totally different, okay? 142 00:06:30,046 --> 00:06:31,924 Courtney and I have a daughter together, 143 00:06:31,925 --> 00:06:33,760 - we live together. - Mm-hmm. 144 00:06:33,761 --> 00:06:35,201 We know how compatible we are. 145 00:06:35,202 --> 00:06:36,929 With Necie, it was just too impulsive. 146 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:38,264 Like, we'd only really known each other for a few months. 147 00:06:38,265 --> 00:06:39,800 Yeah, you know what? 148 00:06:39,801 --> 00:06:41,934 There's no way you can get to know a person that fast. 149 00:06:41,935 --> 00:06:45,072 Uh, well, well, uh, you know, it, uh... 150 00:06:45,172 --> 00:06:46,674 it does depend on the person. 151 00:06:46,675 --> 00:06:48,775 Well-well, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not talking about you. 152 00:06:48,776 --> 00:06:50,610 - Right. - I mean, a few months is plenty for you and Mercedes. 153 00:06:50,611 --> 00:06:52,378 - Yeah. Yup. - I mean, you guys are totally different. 154 00:06:52,379 --> 00:06:54,782 - Very, very different. - You're damn right. 155 00:06:54,882 --> 00:06:56,116 We... we different. 156 00:06:56,216 --> 00:06:59,086 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, right. 157 00:06:59,186 --> 00:07:02,289 How? 158 00:07:04,692 --> 00:07:06,126 You like that cheese? 159 00:07:06,127 --> 00:07:07,694 You get you a little piece of cheese. 160 00:07:07,695 --> 00:07:09,997 You like that cheese, don't you? 161 00:07:10,097 --> 00:07:13,100 You know what's better than cheese? 162 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:14,434 Belly rubs. 163 00:07:15,736 --> 00:07:18,170 I rub that belly. I like that belly. 164 00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:19,338 - You like that belly... - Oh. 165 00:07:19,339 --> 00:07:20,874 Oh, uh, uh, scram, mutt. Yeah. 166 00:07:22,342 --> 00:07:23,392 Yeah. 167 00:07:23,410 --> 00:07:25,546 What'd I tell you about my chair? 168 00:07:25,646 --> 00:07:26,980 Uh-huh. 169 00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:30,383 Oh, you're on dog duty. I'm going to the barbershop. 170 00:07:30,384 --> 00:07:32,819 Oh, no, no, no. Gemma and I are getting mani-pedis. 171 00:07:32,820 --> 00:07:34,450 You'll have to take her with you. 172 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:38,191 I can't go into that barbershop with Ratatouille. 173 00:07:38,325 --> 00:07:41,161 Hey, Tina. Guess what? 174 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:44,997 Dave has very generously offered to drive us to the salon 175 00:07:44,998 --> 00:07:47,334 and sit with us while we get our nails done. 176 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:50,203 That- Yeah, that's not gonna work for me. 177 00:07:50,204 --> 00:07:51,871 Dave just needs to get out of the house. 178 00:07:51,872 --> 00:07:53,873 He's been sitting in front of his laptop all day. 179 00:07:53,874 --> 00:07:55,942 This job is killing me. I spent the last six hours 180 00:07:55,943 --> 00:07:57,610 just shoveling people through the system. 181 00:07:57,611 --> 00:07:59,178 You know, I thought I was gonna get a chance 182 00:07:59,179 --> 00:08:01,013 to really use my therapy skills. 183 00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:03,784 It's like they're keeping Michael Jordan on the bench. 184 00:08:05,853 --> 00:08:08,388 Well, Calvin can take him to the barbershop. 185 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:11,091 - Oh, thank you. - What-what-what-what did I do? 186 00:08:12,225 --> 00:08:14,161 I got the dog and Dave? 187 00:08:14,676 --> 00:08:21,033 Malcolm Butler getting married. I never thought I'd see the day. 188 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:23,670 Well, I mean, I always knew I would get married someday. 189 00:08:23,671 --> 00:08:25,372 And it happened so fast. 190 00:08:25,472 --> 00:08:26,974 I mean, not so fast. 191 00:08:27,074 --> 00:08:29,042 I mean, three months. 192 00:08:29,943 --> 00:08:31,645 Do you even know her last name? 193 00:08:31,745 --> 00:08:34,047 - Uh, yes, I know her last name. - Okay. 194 00:08:34,147 --> 00:08:37,450 - Do you know her middle name? - Obviously. 195 00:08:38,686 --> 00:08:40,353 He's googling it. 196 00:08:40,453 --> 00:08:43,056 Hey, keep your eyes on my hair, please. 197 00:08:43,156 --> 00:08:44,692 Hey, hey, fellas. 198 00:08:44,792 --> 00:08:46,894 Oh... What? 199 00:08:46,994 --> 00:08:48,395 Oh, my God. 200 00:08:48,495 --> 00:08:49,763 Calvin's got a purse dog. 201 00:08:49,897 --> 00:08:52,065 Uh, this is not a purse. 202 00:08:52,165 --> 00:08:54,534 Uh, Daddy, it kind of looks like a purse. 203 00:08:54,635 --> 00:08:56,402 Oh, oh, is a suitcase a purse? 204 00:08:56,403 --> 00:08:58,572 Is a bag full of guns a purse? 205 00:08:58,672 --> 00:09:00,207 Okay. 206 00:09:00,307 --> 00:09:04,344 Calvin, ignore them. Your... your man-card is fully intact. 207 00:09:04,444 --> 00:09:07,615 There is nothing unmanly about a poodle in a purse. 208 00:09:07,715 --> 00:09:09,449 Now this is why... 209 00:09:09,450 --> 00:09:11,884 Okay, Dave, Dave, would you stop helping, please. 210 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:14,021 I-I can't help it. It's what I do. 211 00:09:14,022 --> 00:09:16,055 You know, we therapists have a term for what they're doing. 212 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:20,260 It's called projection, and it's born of insecurity. 213 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:23,063 That felt good. Jordan for three. 214 00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:26,794 Okay, everybody, give my pops a break, all right? 215 00:09:26,834 --> 00:09:29,703 That's not his dog, it's my fianc�e's. 216 00:09:29,803 --> 00:09:32,339 Oh, yeah? What's the dog's name? 217 00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:35,876 Um... Damn it, I know this. Um... 218 00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:38,078 - The dog's name is Coco. - Coco. 219 00:09:41,548 --> 00:09:43,315 It's okay to be upset, Calvin. 220 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:45,317 Those guys found a vulnerability in you, 221 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:46,687 and they zeroed in on it. 222 00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:48,477 You know, that's what bullies do. 223 00:09:48,521 --> 00:09:51,558 I know what bullies do. I am the bully. 224 00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:56,329 But not to sweet little doggies. No, no, no. 225 00:09:57,364 --> 00:09:58,831 You know what I think? 226 00:09:58,832 --> 00:10:00,633 I don't think this is about you being humiliated 227 00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:02,168 at the barbershop. I think 228 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:04,805 you have formed an attachment to this dog. 229 00:10:04,905 --> 00:10:07,306 And I think we should unpack that. 230 00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:08,942 Absolutely not. 231 00:10:10,477 --> 00:10:12,680 No one lets me unpack anything anymore. 232 00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:15,683 I'll get it. 233 00:10:17,785 --> 00:10:19,920 Hey, is this the Butler residence? 234 00:10:19,921 --> 00:10:22,755 I'm sorry, we're actually in the middle of something 235 00:10:22,756 --> 00:10:24,424 - right now. - Uh, no, we're not. 236 00:10:25,092 --> 00:10:27,193 Dave, do you not know who this is? 237 00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:29,162 That's Garnett Winters. 238 00:10:29,262 --> 00:10:30,496 Three-time Pro-Bowler. 239 00:10:30,497 --> 00:10:33,166 Holds all the records in receptions. 240 00:10:33,167 --> 00:10:34,633 - Aren't you also on Trophy Divas? - Yeah. 241 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:35,835 You're, uh, Mercedes' ex-husband? 242 00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:38,005 - That I am. - Ah. - Oh. 243 00:10:38,105 --> 00:10:40,095 Well, if you're here to fight Malcolm, 244 00:10:40,096 --> 00:10:42,041 just know it's not gonna be one-on-one. 245 00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:43,744 We jumping in. 246 00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:48,048 Oh, no, I'd have to fight both of you guys? 247 00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:50,583 Don't worry, man. Me and Malcolm are cool. 248 00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:53,853 - Garnett Winters is a lover, not a fighter. - Huh. 249 00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:56,556 Well, that's good to know, so, um... 250 00:10:56,690 --> 00:10:59,859 What can Calvin Butler do for Garnett Winters? 251 00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:01,829 You can give me back my dog. 252 00:11:01,929 --> 00:11:04,131 Oh, Calvin Butler can't do that. 253 00:11:08,491 --> 00:11:11,237 I'm sorry, Mercedes didn't 254 00:11:11,238 --> 00:11:12,905 tell y'all I might come by to pick up Coco? 255 00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:14,942 She did not. 256 00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:17,910 Typical. Ah, let's go, Coco. 257 00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:20,848 - Okay. - Yeah. We still have time to make our swim class. 258 00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:24,952 You know, she won't be getting in any pool today. 259 00:11:25,052 --> 00:11:26,553 I just did her hair. 260 00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:31,191 Garnett, Calvin has formed an unusual bond with Coco. 261 00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:34,094 - Oh... - We were about to start unpacking it. 262 00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:35,929 The hell we were. No. 263 00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:39,266 Uh, whose car is that? 264 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,268 I mean, what kind of nut job 265 00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:43,570 buys an electric Rolls-Royce? 266 00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:46,907 The rich, handsome, environmentally-conscious kind. 267 00:11:46,908 --> 00:11:48,407 Hey, how you doing? I'm Garnett. 268 00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:49,977 Oh, we... we-we... 269 00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:52,079 we-we... we-we know who you are. 270 00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:55,482 We hate you. 271 00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:58,617 Well, he's here to take Coco. 272 00:11:58,618 --> 00:11:59,719 - Uh-uh. - What? Oh, no. 273 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:01,588 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 274 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:02,955 That is not gonna work. 275 00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:05,091 I'm sorry, this is my dog. 276 00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:06,626 How is this not gonna work? 277 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,261 We don't trust you. 278 00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:11,164 And we don't trust a man who pushes little Andy Cohen 279 00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:12,800 off a stand-up paddleboard. 280 00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:17,137 Nobody pushes Andy Cohen off a stand-up paddleboard. 281 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,940 Mercedes trusted us with her dog. 282 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:22,642 That's right. And we are not giving Coco 283 00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:25,378 - to anyone without her say-so. - Nope. 284 00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:27,915 And maybe not even then. 285 00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:31,118 Garnett, Calvin has fallen in love with the dog. 286 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:32,619 - Aw. - Oh, okay. 287 00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:35,622 No, do not "aw" me. Don't "aw." 288 00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:36,823 I love the dog. 289 00:12:36,824 --> 00:12:39,259 It's my dog. Mine. Not yours. 290 00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:41,109 I-I don't think y'all understand 291 00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:45,165 how lonely a 12-bedroom penthouse feels 292 00:12:45,166 --> 00:12:46,899 when you're sitting there by yourself. 293 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:50,137 Ever since Mercedes took away my visitation rights, 294 00:12:50,138 --> 00:12:51,337 my life has been empty. 295 00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:53,340 I miss the sound of... 296 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:56,309 the ticky-ticky-ticky little feet 297 00:12:56,409 --> 00:13:00,312 - on my custom Italian marble floor. - Oh... 298 00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:01,848 Now, uh... 299 00:13:01,849 --> 00:13:03,483 Garnett, you let it out. 300 00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:04,852 Thank you. Thank you. 301 00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:06,887 The man can't have everything. 302 00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:09,089 Custom Italian marble floors, 303 00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:10,858 electric Rolls-Royce. 304 00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:12,192 I'm keeping the dog. 305 00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:19,315 Malcolm? 306 00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:21,333 Uh, hey, Marty. 307 00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:23,002 What's up? 308 00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:26,739 Nothing, man. I'm just, uh... I'm playing Connect Four. 309 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:30,810 Oh, okay. Well, that is a perfectly reasonable thing to do 310 00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:33,346 in the middle of your bachelor party! 311 00:13:36,035 --> 00:13:38,017 There we are, 312 00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:40,686 enjoying the Camelot Experience, 313 00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:43,857 reveling in jousts, eating our Excaliburgers, 314 00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:45,681 and I turn around and you are gone. 315 00:13:45,692 --> 00:13:48,194 I just needed a minute, Marty. 316 00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:50,197 You've been gone for an hour. 317 00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:52,565 I had a panic attack. 318 00:13:52,699 --> 00:13:53,867 Why? 319 00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:56,035 Look, man, at your bachelor party... 320 00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:58,038 Not this one, the other one. 321 00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:01,508 When did you know it wasn't gonna work out? 322 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:05,778 Wait. You think you and Mercedes are like me and Necie? 323 00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:07,981 That's just it, Marty. I don't know. 324 00:14:07,982 --> 00:14:10,249 You know, just like I don't know her middle name 325 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:12,900 or her favorite color or-or the name of her first pet. 326 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:15,510 You trying to marry the girl or steal her identity? 327 00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:20,560 I'm just saying, Marty, am I being reckless? 328 00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:23,763 You know, man, was I so determined to prove 329 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,066 that I could commit to somebody that I just... 330 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:29,069 I don't know, I rushed into this? 331 00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:33,473 I lost again. 332 00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:39,612 And won. You are playing against yourself. You also won. 333 00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:43,984 Just like you are winning with Mercedes. 334 00:14:43,985 --> 00:14:46,585 Look, man, can I give you some tough love? 335 00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:47,636 Yeah. 336 00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:49,589 Okay, come on. 337 00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:53,460 Malcolm... 338 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:56,762 you have been running from serious relationships for years. 339 00:14:56,763 --> 00:14:58,265 Now, some of them, thank God. 340 00:14:58,266 --> 00:15:00,466 - I mean, Katrina? - Whoa. Don't say her name. 341 00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:02,134 Yeah, I still got her blocked on socials. 342 00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:03,670 But... 343 00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,390 now you've found something real. 344 00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:08,441 Like, really real. 345 00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:10,843 And I don't want to see you running again. 346 00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:15,148 You are never, ever... 347 00:15:15,149 --> 00:15:16,582 gonna do better than Mercedes. 348 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,351 Not if you live to be 300. 349 00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:21,488 She's smart, she's beautiful, 350 00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:25,158 and she's so nice you can't even tell that she is filthy rich. 351 00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:30,663 And she loves you. 352 00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:34,467 And I love her. 353 00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:38,004 And yeah, it moved fast, man, but... 354 00:15:38,005 --> 00:15:40,106 - you know, when you know, you know. - And you know. 355 00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:43,210 - Oh, I know I know. - I know you know you know. 356 00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,213 Oh, my God. 357 00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:48,814 Claudette! Yes! 358 00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:50,650 Excuse me? 359 00:15:50,651 --> 00:15:53,285 That's Mercedes' middle name- Claudette. Okay? Look, 360 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:56,189 all the guys at the barber shop can suck it! 361 00:15:57,857 --> 00:15:59,158 Yes, they can. Yeah. 362 00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:00,427 Now, will you please 363 00:16:00,428 --> 00:16:02,128 stop playing Connect Four with yourself 364 00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:04,719 and marry that girl before she comes to her senses? 365 00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:08,568 Uh, Marty, thank you. 366 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,504 I couldn't ask for a better brother. 367 00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:13,940 That's what brothers are for. 368 00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:17,210 - Love you, man. - I love you too. 369 00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,712 I-I don't know, 370 00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:23,816 maybe Mercedes and I were never really happy. 371 00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:26,785 Garnett, this is good. We're really starting to unpack this. 372 00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:28,055 Other people could learn 373 00:16:28,056 --> 00:16:30,056 from your willingness to be vulnerable. 374 00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:33,426 I don't know who you're talking about, but they are not here. 375 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:37,930 Hey, why is there an electric Rolls out front? 376 00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:41,101 Because you took the McLaren in the divorce. 377 00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:43,303 Oh, my God. What is he doing here? 378 00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:45,072 Do not give him the dog. 379 00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:48,375 Trust me, he's not getting the dog. 380 00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:51,278 Because we're your real friends, Mercedes. 381 00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:55,915 Okay. Um, why are you back so early? 382 00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:58,651 Glamping was a terrible idea. 383 00:16:58,751 --> 00:16:59,952 There were so many bats. 384 00:16:59,953 --> 00:17:01,853 Sienna got drunk and fell on a cactus. 385 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,890 Aurelia got stung by a scorpion 386 00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:05,792 in her brand-new boobs. 387 00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:10,130 I'm-a have to start watching this show. 388 00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:13,833 Um, we had a custody agreement, Garnett. 389 00:17:13,834 --> 00:17:15,701 We were gonna share Coco, and then you went 390 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,303 and brought her to Aruba on my week. 391 00:17:17,304 --> 00:17:20,773 She had fun, and I got her a cute, little snorkel. 392 00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:23,943 - Come on. - Guys, uh, i-if I may? 393 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:27,447 Can we please show Garnett some grace here? Look... 394 00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,281 Does he have issues? Yes. 395 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:31,392 Does he manipulate people with his charm 396 00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:33,186 and million-dollar smile? 397 00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:35,021 Aw, stop it. 398 00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:36,289 It is insured. 399 00:17:36,423 --> 00:17:38,925 Yes, but... 400 00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:40,260 he is feeling grief. 401 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:43,630 He lost a companion that showed him love, 402 00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,873 and he's committed to working on himself. 403 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,134 Yes, I am. 404 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:48,868 I really am. 405 00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:51,204 - Ha! - No way, you snake. - Nice try. 406 00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:55,108 Aw, man, I hate to do this, but... 407 00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:56,809 I agree with Dave. 408 00:17:57,644 --> 00:18:01,147 I mean, a sweet little dog like this can... 409 00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:03,516 fill holes you didn't even know you had. 410 00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:05,285 Bingo? 411 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:08,155 Bingo was his name-o. 412 00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:12,058 He was the best damn dog 413 00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:14,294 I ever met, you know. 414 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:17,164 And I didn't know how much I was missing that feeling 415 00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:18,998 until I met Coco here. 416 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:22,168 Well, she is a special dog. 417 00:18:22,169 --> 00:18:24,837 She's the only thing I've ever truly loved. 418 00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:27,106 Gee, thanks. 419 00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:31,177 You know, one time, this big guy tried to, uh, 420 00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:34,681 steal my bike, right? And Bingo was not having any of that. 421 00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,783 No, no, he bit off his pinkie. 422 00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:40,019 And kept it in his mouth all the whole way home. 423 00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:43,356 Bingo was so proud, man. Man, he was proud. 424 00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:45,625 He was like... 425 00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:49,828 I-Is Bingo real? 426 00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:52,332 I have no idea. Get to your point, Calvin. 427 00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:55,334 Yeah, yeah, well, I mean, well, the point is 428 00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:58,505 is that even the manliest man 429 00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:02,442 can benefit from having a little buddy just like this. 430 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,545 Especially if he's feeling alone. 431 00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:08,181 I guess we can 432 00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:10,082 try shared custody again. 433 00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:11,684 Thank you, Mercedes. 434 00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:13,653 Dave, thank you so much. 435 00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:16,389 Well, thank you for allowing me to use my gift. 436 00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:18,056 Jordan with the buzzer beater. 437 00:19:18,057 --> 00:19:20,193 Swish. 438 00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:23,229 Okay. Let's go, Coco. 439 00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:24,830 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Give me a minute. 440 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:25,881 You right. My bad. 441 00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:32,639 You know, Coco... 442 00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:35,708 we had a special time. 443 00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:37,944 So, don't be sad. You know, 444 00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:39,946 be happy that we get this... 445 00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:45,818 Really? 446 00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:48,555 So, I guess them belly rubs didn't mean a damn thing. 447 00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:57,651 So, y'all think because I got a little dog, I'm not tough? 448 00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:59,898 I got blindsided by Ray Lewis 449 00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:00,899 across the middle. 450 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,269 - Whew. - Okay. 451 00:20:02,270 --> 00:20:04,135 Yeah, you know, I remember that game. 452 00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:06,339 I lost my parlay when you fumbled. 453 00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:08,275 It was prime Ray Lewis. 454 00:20:08,276 --> 00:20:10,208 Yeah, yeah, listen, if that would've happened to me, 455 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,678 I would've walked straight off the field and then to my car. 456 00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:14,180 Oh, man. 457 00:20:14,181 --> 00:20:15,714 Man, give yourself some credit. 458 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,516 The league has nothing on those Trophy Divas. 459 00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:19,252 You never see somebody in the NFL 460 00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:20,619 get hit with a stiletto. 461 00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:23,122 That is true. That is true. 462 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,792 You know, I once knew 463 00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:27,942 the toughest dog in the whole damn world. 464 00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:29,928 Oh, here we go. 465 00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:31,030 Oh, Bingo? 466 00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:32,599 You know it. 467 00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:33,749 Bingo. 468 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:36,768 Once ate a whole beehive. 469 00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:38,271 That's impossible. 470 00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:40,841 No, a-and then, when he burped, hornets came out. 471 00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:42,642 Whoa, whoa, whoa, Pop, Pop, Pop, 472 00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:45,485 - hornets came out of the beehive? - You weren't there. 473 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,388 - What? - You-you-you didn't see it. 474 00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:51,385 And then- and then- and then a tarantula came out. 475 00:20:58,391 --> 00:21:01,493 Captioning sponsored by CBS 476 00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:04,130 and TOYOTA. 477 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:07,700 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 478 00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:12,300 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0